Shape Shifter

Someone who employs the use of aides to enhance appearance in the hope of attracting a mate. note. could also be termed "false advertising" or "female transformer"

Women generally use push up bra's, high heels, hair extensions, make up and other aides to shape shift into something they are not, once you get home with one they morph into their real shape which is nothing like they appeared earlier.

"Hey man check out that shape shifter over there, she is currently quite attractive."

by Elita One March 17, 2009

Swifter

A fan of Taylor Swift who’s so far up her ass they could reach the heavens. They base all their opinions and morals by asking themselves “what would Taylor do?”
*Swiftie =/= Swifter

Swifter: Ugh I hate Kanye West!
Swiftie: Shut up, swifter, we all know you only hate him because of the beef
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Swiftie: Katy Perry’s new song is so good I’m shook
Swifter: 😱😱 how DARE you??!! Do you HATE Taylor or something?? Ugh 🙄 disgusting.
Swiftie: ....

by sneakingoutlate May 17, 2018

shiftering

When driving an automobile with manual transmission, using big arms resembling those of a crab to maneuver the shifter handle into the proper position.

Such a big dog Willie is, shiftering those gears with those crab arms.

by Travis Morrison December 13, 2004

Shape Shifter

A common word used to describe a tin of chewing tobacco. Tins can be easily concealed under the false pretense that it is perhaps Ice Breaker Mints or some other kind of similar object. The best part is that if someone asks for a mint it is common to deny them because people are greedy and do not share mints.

Corey: Do you have you shape shifter?
John: what is that?
Corey: You know your shifting cylinder of shapes.
John: oh ya, but why do you call it that?
Corey: Because it can take on so many shapes it so easy to conceal!
John: Well i do have it indeed

by johon willaim gates September 28, 2012

light shifter

Someone who looks good in certain lighting.

Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter.

by timmay September 1, 2004

sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.

megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter

by john September 28, 2003

shifters

a biscuit or cookie type snack...made from bran...just pure bran. good substitute for laxatives

Alex: oh man i was on the crapper for hours after eating that shifter.
Josh: Haha yeh my mum makes some killer shifters!

by bofredlington February 1, 2006