shuke

when you shit and puke at the same time

example 1:
connor-"I really destroyed that bathroom"
kevin-"why what did you do?"
connor-"I shuked all over the place"
kevin-"holy shit that bathroom must be fucked up!"
connor-"yeah its destroyed."

example 2:
kevin-"I have to shuke man"
connor-"go sit in the bathtub"
kevin-"ok, thanks man"

by big red bear 16 May 4, 2009

Snuked

The act of sneezing and puking simultaneously. This usually happens when drunk and it is not pleasant.

Bob: "How was that party last night?"
Bill: "Great! Until I ended the night snuking in the bath room."
Bob: "Oh dude that sucks. I snuked last weekend so I feel your pain."

by Anonymous856 April 4, 2010

shoked

shocked but sNazZily

pronounced: sock-ed, yes as in sock

wow. when i saw that atrocity i was SHOKED. but luckily i remained snazzy as ever

by the snazzy linguist November 25, 2018

B.B. Shakedown

The B.B. Shakedown is the most strenuous sexual position known to man. Many argue this title belongs to the Italian Chandelier, but in reality, the B.B. Shakedown requires the most physical exertion of any sex position. It is when the man supports himself on the floor with only one hand (two if he must) as the female latches on to his body in the missionary position, but her back is not touching the ground, so she is only hanging on by her arms and legs. The male then does pushups with the female attatched to him, while she humps the guy. The man thus must support both his own and the womans weight, while the woman hanging must support her own body while doing upward pelvic thrusts against gravity. Only two people are known to be able to do this amazing feat. One is me, and the girl knows exactly who she is. Be jealous.

Guy 1- "Oh man, I woke up today and my abs and arms hurt so much, you dont even know."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"
Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."

by Vegetable Lo Mike December 9, 2008

Shunked it

Hitting a curb at excessive speeds.

Holy shit Andy you just shunked it back there in the mall parking lot.

by Justin Wendt April 22, 2006

Shuke

(Verb) To Regurgitate while voiding excrement from the bowels. Mostly occuring when hungover or suffering from acute diarrhea, usually into the bathtub or garbage can.

The smell from my shit was so bad, I felt like I was going to Shuke.

I didn't know what to do first, shit or puke, so I shuked.

by JeepSkot September 23, 2008

shakedown street

any street corner, alley, or cul de sac in which at any one time, numberous dopeboys are servin' up a wide array of desirable drugs.

ey dog, we gotta ride up on shakedown street, get three in the key and post up homey.

by eboy May 30, 2006