shuy!

'shuy' is a conjunction used by native ppl to show their distaste.

shuy! why are you talking to ur ex again!

by officialernestmonias January 29, 2024

Feng Shui Pussy

The act of rearranging a woman’s pussy to become ‘Feng Shui’

No example for Feng Shui Pussy

by 𝐉𝐀𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄 November 10, 2024

Three way feng shui

When having a threesome it's the position of the three bodies in relationship with each other...could define what kind of activity will be taking place.

Elle didn't like the particular three way feng shui that had begun to happen...she decided to take advantage of Taylor when Gretchen decided to come up for air.

by Ellelo420 June 10, 2014

Shui Zhu Yu

The sexual act of pepper spraying someone in their vagina and eating them out afterwards. Also goes by the names "Hotpot", "Spicy Fish Soup", and "French Brunch".

Person A: "So, how did the date go?"
Person B: "Oh you know, watched a movie, took her to dinner, then treated her to some Shui Zhu Yu afterwards."
Person A: "What the fuck."

by BackyardiganTwiced October 30, 2021

Fuck Shui

Used to describe extensive but failed efforts of a home owner to make their residence attractive and welcoming, particularly where the end result is ugly and overwhelming in its nature.

I like the floor plan of this house, but the neon wall paints and all the creepy photos of children really fuck shui’d the place.

by Butter and Bread August 10, 2018

Faux Shui

Fake or alternative version of Feng Shui. May be spread like a meme (such as Feng Shui itself), or may be perpetrated (as a crime) upon fad-following wannabes who have more enthusiasm than intelligence.

Also, the concept of interior design moreover.

An American investigative television program exposed several so-called Feng Shui experts using hidden cameras which revealed that these lack-luster furniture arrangers were nothing more than Faux Shui con artists who could do nothing to improve the appearance or function of the space.

by FuzzyBS July 6, 2011

dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017