Scrempt

(sk re mpt)adj : When your lungs are desicated and deprived of clean air. When your lungs feel shriveled up and of need of air.

Terry: Hey man you don't look so good!
Shatem: Yeah man I know, my lungs are so scrempt, I was in Ellio's house and his parents smoke a cigarette a second.

by Teddy K November 9, 2007

shemeji

Cute things that you can download that walk all over your screen and can multiply. You can get little characters from your favorite show or thing or whatever too.

I have Ice queen from adventure time shemejis that walk and climb and awwww ^_^

by I don't believe in humans January 7, 2014

shemanita

Shemanita is a woman who is overlooked. Her name might seem messed up, but that doesn't define her. She is beautiful and hardworking, and couldn't be complete without her dimples. She loves reading, spelling, and bragging about her vocabulary. She loves justice, and can sometimes be a math whiz. Her temper is short, but she will always come back and apologize. She always puts her kids and family before herself. Watch out, because she is a Karen.

Person: Hey! Shemanita, have you gone back to school to work on that law degree?
Shemanita: Not yet! I have to finish raising these kiddos!

by QueenSkittles May 6, 2020

SCREMF PAB

An acronym for Stupid Crabby Rotten Evil Mother F*ing Punk Ass Bitch.

Mr. Smith is a real scremf pab.

by petedrover June 10, 2004

shemen

Girl cum

I was finger banging my wife and she squirted shemen all on her sheets, it was awesome.

by jballs April 25, 2015

shemale address

A single email address for both a man and woman in a relationship that uses both of their names. Users of shemale addresses are typicallly so disgustingly conjoined that they have forgotten that they have individual identities. Shemale address users also often do not sign their emails so that you as a recipient do not even have a clue as to the actual identity of the sender.

I just got an email from [e-mail] inviting me to a party, and I don't know if it is going to be tupperware sales party or a killer kegger since it came from their shemale address!

by Snap_at_you! October 20, 2008

shem

To be a clown. Act like an idiot. To get kicked out of a bar or club

Ron your a shem, you left Shaf at the Greek.

by MBbbbbb March 28, 2008