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Shrodingers Cat

An experiment devised on 1935 where a cat is placed in a steel box along with a Geiger counter, a vial of poison, a hammer, and a radioactive substance. When the radioactive substance decays, the Geiger detects it and triggers the hammer to release the poison, which subsequently kills the cat. The radioactive decay is a random process, and there is no way to predict when it will happen. Physicists say the atom exists in a state known as a superposition—both decayed and not decayed at the same time.

Until the box is opened, an observer doesn't know whether the cat is alive or dead—because the cat's fate is intrinsically tied to whether or not the atom has decayed and the cat would, as Schrödinger put it, be "living and dead ... in equal parts" until it is observed.
According to Shrodingers Cat, we can never know whether a Christmas present contains a game or movie CD until you open it.
by Max Larc September 14, 2019
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Screeding

Quit screeding and get on with your life.

From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:

"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"
by cynya December 16, 2019
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shidding and fardding

1. Absolutely giddy with anticipation

2. What my ass does after mexican food
3. A goofy response to the question “what are u doing”
Dude I’m absolutely shidding and fardding over this shirt I bought I can’t wait to wear it
by halloween socks August 8, 2021
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word shmerding

Trying to ridicule a person or thing by repeating twice, but during the second repetition replace the first consonant(s) with s-h-m.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.
Hugo: You know you really shouldn't do that any more. You might go to prison.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.
by Ben faulding May 11, 2006
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Shreking

Shreking

verb.
Definition:
Giving anal sex while your partner has swamp ass
Johnny loves when his partner is super moist while shreking.
by CorMacklemore October 17, 2016
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shredbang

verb. slang. to 'shred' or perform any action exceptionally, most commonly used to describe something done in the sport of bmx or when talking about hooking up with the opposite sex.
"You gonna shredbang the skatepark today?"
"Let's find some chicks and shredbang!"
by Mikey P 4130 March 18, 2008
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Shrodinger's fart

The moments when, feeling the fabric leave your arse cheeks, but it could be either a large fart bubble or a sneaky poo. Unsure if it's fart or shart, it being considered to be simultaneously both fart and shart until your pants are dropped & the remnants observed.
"Oh man, I had way to much Guinness to drink last night. I woke up this morning and had to run to the loo after a Shrodinger's fart"
by ShrodingerFart May 22, 2016
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