Shortcayk

severe mental retardation called JAMIE (Jack-Ass-Mental-Indeficiency-Effect)

sarah: hey shit head!
jamie: wut, yew tawkin tew meh?
sarah: Yea stupidass, you are a tard!
jamie: errrr yah! ima tard, har har.
sarah: laugh it up dick licker!
jamie: har har har!

by tin December 8, 2003

Dingleberry Shortcake

DingleberryShortcake is the name of a rock music band in central Pennsylvania which covers other bands.

Dingleberry Shortcake will play at a tavern in Hershey, PA on August 29, 2008.

by AshburnStadium October 12, 2008

Shortcake

A freindly nickname given to a person who is missing a somewhat vital organ. Used commonly in verbal assault situations. Also see: Spencer

Kyle: wazzup niggas i just had my cholecystectomy

Freind: you are such a shortcake

by TacoJohntrolololol December 18, 2012

strawberry shortcake

usually named Thomas or Volosin

Boy: hey who’s that Strawberry shortcake

Me: that’s def Thomas he’s like do shortcake

by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020

strawberry shortcock

a dessert made from strawberries, whipped cream, and a human penis. variation of strawberry shortcake. ant. strawberry floppy-donkey-dick.

Man, I can't wait to get home and gobble up some strawberry shortcock after my portugese breakfast.

by Steve-o and Tim June 1, 2007

shortcakeable

One worthy of being Strawberry Shortcaked.

Your mom is shortcakeable.... and your sister's not bad.

by BalkyLepal July 9, 2006

Strawberry Shortcake

It is when you have coitus with a female while she is on her period and you ejaculate inside while she is bleeding and you pull out and your penis replicates strawberry shortcake frosting.

My wife and I made a strawberry shortcake last night if you know what I mean.

by Damien Maske March 4, 2015