shoot my shot

Give a person a chance to try to get with you

"Bro Abby needs to let me shoot my shot with her"
Im finna shoot my shot

by Joseph slippery February 2, 2017

Shoot Me Now

What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.

I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!

My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!

by MiTuCents February 6, 2012

shoot a bunny

To fart/toot/exchange gas.

"Aw, did you shoot a bunny? It stinks!"
"Um, no, it wasn't me."

by Harriot Mashfields April 4, 2010

shoot some hoops

To go outside and play basketball with your friends.

Hey man, let's go shoot some hoops.

by Roadkill August 26, 2004

Shoot rainbows out of my ass

Extreme happiness beyond comprehension.

I'd like to meet new people (in person) and increase my social circles. If something clicks I'd like to get to know that person better in the name of dating. Eventually find eternal happiness and shoot rainbows out of my ass as I ride around on my unicorn for the rest of my life.

by Doc Molly February 26, 2015

Shoot Me With A Stick

When you remember that you need to do something you don't want to do

Person 1: Did you call the doctor yet mate?
Person 2: Crickey, just shoot me with a stick

by alla gomma October 26, 2019

shoot your club up

To Cum Inside of a woman.

I wanna shoot your club up later on tonight.

by Bighomie14 June 16, 2017