shomi

a man who is obsessed with himself, and works out at least once a day. he is gorgeous!!! Some say that the "shomi" species are half gay.

"damn look at that sexy hunk working out over there. it looks like he's checking out that guy's ass, but he's also staring at that girl"

"he must be a shomi."

by shomi's lover May 26, 2008

Shoplifting

Having consensual sex with your partner, whilst secretly raping them in your mind.

Ashley's girlfriend thought they were having regular sex, but he was really shoplifting.

by James Gexton June 20, 2008

shomit

The substance made when dogs (or anyone I guess) eat shit and then procede to vomit or thow it up all over the place.

Dude your dog just shomit on the carpet!

by Karl June 8, 2004

Shomit

An Indian guy who is totally awesome, extremely smart, scorching hot, likes using 'shit' metaphors, makes you laugh and makes you believe in guys and happiness again. CAUTION: He WILL blow you mind.

Girl 1: Dude, my boyfriend is so awesome!
Girl 2: Wow! You're dating a Shomit!

by atikna June 24, 2010

Shomik

A gay incel 15 yo kid. He is also very short.

A: Look at this kid who is he?

B: That's that faggot Shomik he probably gonna shoot up the school.

by yeetedbylife October 19, 2019

shomit

A liquidy substance comprised of fecal matter(shit) and vomit. Generally this substance will be collected in a bucket, sealed, and allowed to ferment over a time of no less than 3 months.

One of these days that girl is going to piss me off so bad that I'm going to splatter a giant bucket of shomit all over her down comforter and the interior of her car.

by Anty Dizzle January 26, 2009

Shomit

To take a shit that smells like vomit.

"I don't know what Bill in accounting ate last night but the entire 3rd floor now smells like shomit!"

by Professor Heinstein April 13, 2009