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Shomalom

The ultimate discrase of being 'shomed' or 'shamed'
Karl: I'm gonna be sick...
Andrew: SHOMALOM!
by YodiLads February 18, 2009
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Shomi and Blow me

It's when you get a blow job while watching Shomi, Netflix's bastard little brother
Hey girl, you should come watch some Shomi and blow me!
by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016
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SHOM

Sacred heart of Mary girls school in Upminster. A place where a bunch of white racists reside. And where minority kids end up with trauma for days.
Random guy: Oi look shes leng

Random guy 2: save yourself mate, she went SHOM
by A victim of SHOM May 11, 2022
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Shofwalk

Shofwalk: (noun) ex. "To walk like shof."
The shofwalk is a way to walk/dance by leaning as far back as one can, then walking forward swinging one's arms in a up and down way with the elbows remaining limp and the hands flipping up at the upward point of the arm swing.
The shofwalk must be done to a beat. The beat goes as follows: "ah ts ts ka ts ts ts ka ts ts ts ka ts ts ts ka." and so on.
You must keep in step with the beat.
I shofwalked up the stairs.

Hey, did you see John shofwalking today?

You shofwalk so well that you should be known as Luke Shofwalker.
by ninjakingcola December 16, 2008
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shomaze

I am shocked and yet amazed; I'm shomazed!

That's shomazing!

You shomaze me.
by AJ4UMMM May 11, 2009
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shoffie

more sugar than coffie
man this coffie is fucking sweet what is it ,shoffie ?
by buba_da_shit December 17, 2009
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Shmoff

A cross between sugar, goth and fluff.

It is a type of goth that enjoys daily trips to gollage and abusing the local bird population.
Hey shmoff wassssup??? Not much dude. Do you want a job here? Yes please but I can't as I am black.
by Dolphus-Raymond May 18, 2010
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