shocker

-2 in the pink 1 in the stink..
-2 in the clit 1 in the shit..
-2 in the menstrate 1 in the prostate...
-2 in the beaver 1 in the cleaver

She tried to question my authority so i gave he rthe shocker... she never acted up again.

by PIMPnPREP5 July 18, 2008

The Shocker

Two for the pink, one for the stink.(Two for the goo, one for the poo)

Man, you shoulda seen the look on Tiffanys face when I slipped her the shocker.

by EvanWheeler August 27, 2003

The Shocker

Taking wordThe Spock Shocker/word and curling inward the ring finger leaving the index and middle fingers for the vagina and and pinky for the ass.

For the "tighter" girls in life.

by Blair Mitchelmore August 23, 2003

the shocker

What you giv'er if she can't take the Ace of Spades.

Her as is so tight I have to break her in with the shocker.

by Leroy White April 20, 2003

Shockers

a name referring to an adult kickball team that is awesome on the field and has a lot of spirit. Shockers are the types of teams that would have wacky theme nights, spray paint their cleats to match the opposing team's shirts, or hang a banner of the team name. They may even take cheering to the next level with an air horn, a cowbell, or a spirited slow clap at the end of the game.

-Check out the Shockers over there, scoring runs left and right in their 80's theme night clothes!

-I want to be one of the Shockers because they always win!

by ShockThePlanet February 5, 2010

shocker

Australian slang (possibly used elsewhere).

Used to describe a person who is surprisingly foolish or inept. Not entirely derogatory - moreso a playful taunt.

"Geez, Joe, you're such a shocker!!"
(after Joe did something stupid)

"Wow, MJ had a real shocker in that game - he only scored 11 points!"
(a woeful sporting performance will often get this call)

by Mookie S August 24, 2005

shocker

A paintball gun made by Smart Parts that is very common in tournament paintball

Dude, that Dynasty Shocker cost over $1100

by Swickster September 18, 2005