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shizzarrhea

warm, juicy, delicious, fudgey, diarrhea
mixed with jizz
i woke up this morning at the bottom of my bed covered in shizzarrhea.

after sucking his unit i has shizzarrhea stuck in my teeth.

Who the fuck shizzarrheaed all over my mac and cheese? its delicious!
by Karly Larson April 19, 2008
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shizzelnoggin

a derogatory term for smart people, also if someone does well on tests quizzes or are just beasts at life.
"woah that girl got straight A's"
"well duh shes a shizzelnoggin"
"good point"
"yeah what a beast"
by AWESOMENESS KE February 15, 2010
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Slizzerican

The ligma star cluster L1-41DS, lies a planet uniquely named Gargolon where a mass of land creates the most beautiful speices of women. Slizzarico. Namely, the slizzericans genotype has been rumored to be the most beautiful creatures to roam the galaxy.
Alien life form 1: if my calculations are correct, this is where the slizzericans inhabit.

Alien form 2: why don't you recover a sample to make sure

Alien life form 1: you are correct, I shall do as you ask.

Alien life form 2: so go over to that hot piece of tail and buy it a drink.

Alien life form 1: I'm a balding loser, no slizzerican ever would date me.

Alien life form 2: Well shit dawg, can't argue facts my big eyed 12 handed anthropd fiendish friend. Let's go home my guy.
by 6 bohrillion December 4, 2018
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shnizzer shnazzer shnug

shiz cool migit magnet power gang
your so shnizzer shnazzer shnug
by Tyrone JaQuavis Jhonson December 12, 2022
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Chesapeake Shizzler

The act of masturbating into a jar of heated peanut butter, and smearing the contents onto someone else's chest.
"Dude, I gave Melissa a Chesapeake Shizzler last night, it was amazing!"
by Goose-person October 14, 2023
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Shizzard

a shitty blizzard, commonly occurs durring windstorms in fields with fresh fertilizer on it. Also can occur when you are caught in a port-a-john when it tips over, thus covering you in shit and making it appear as though you were caught in a shizzard
"Christ john you smell like shit, were you caught in a shizzard?
by kyle cuthbertson October 5, 2008
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shizer

you talk a lot of shizer
by chrissy March 20, 2003
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