shitlocks

Silly looking little dreadlocks that are not actually dreadlocks, there shitlocks

i've heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks?

by mr smith March 8, 2005

shitlock

(pl. shitlocks)
Really fugly Dreadlock-type thing that results from either not taking good care of your hair, or trying to grow dreads and failing miserably.

Larissa tried to grow dreads, but they just ended up being shitlocks.

by Chexi February 11, 2005

shitlick

To eat/lick faeces

To lick an animals anus

You're a shitlick Seven, get the fuck out

by Mub January 20, 2005

shitstack

a pile of shit

Kirby worked up an appetite at the gym so he when he finished he slammed down a shitstack, even eating the curnels of corn. yummmmmm...

by robbbie is funny August 29, 2003

Shitstack

A shit large enough for two.

I just pooped a shitstack so high, it's coming out of the bowl.

by daviddeath June 21, 2014

Shillack

Someone who takes large objects up the pooper then sucks them clean. Then meets up with a Diehl for some afternoon delight that involves whips, a Sigfreid and Roy DVD, three gerbles, his mothers undies, taco meat, a nine iron and 3 pills of valium which he uses as a supository for euphoric effects around the anus area. A Shillack has never gotten a boner from a girl... ever. The only thing that gets a shillack off are Chippendale dancers and pictures of Lance Bass.

Last time I invited a shillack over, my valium perscription was missing and he was wearing his moms panties on his head.

by The Great Z-Dubb December 9, 2008

shitsmack

A person whom you would assume eats shit.

My foreman is such a "shitsmack".

by aaron doyle February 13, 2008