Shitistic

A statisitc that is shit. Totally obscure and rediculous statitic that A) isn't relevant to the topic being discussed or B) is clearly made up.

Today I read some shitistic that 95% of college students don't enjoy drinking.

by Jeebusllama May 5, 2006

shititch

a scratch to the ass due to incessant itching. should not be executed in public.

"I was standing outside the club when I had a shititch, man that shit was embarassing but i had to do it."

by itsaterribleone December 22, 2008

ShitIgothomeworkdue

When you realize you have a shitload of homework to do the night before its due

Guy 1: hey dude wanna go get drunk?
Guy2: Yeah I'm gonna get totally wasted
Walking out the door.....
Guy 2: ShitIgothomeworkdue!!!!!

by original-mvp June 5, 2011

Shitist

The most shit anything can be.

That hooker gives the shitist blow jobs.

by BudderFM May 21, 2012

shitoot

What comes out when you start to say shit and then catch yourself by saying shoot.

girl 1: omg did u hear jason cheated on you

girl 2 on playground with lil kids: what!!?? shitoot!!!

by ReDsOxBaBe October 5, 2005

shitpotfull

A very large quantity, somewhat more than a crapload.

"My old roommate had a shitpotfull of old porno mags."

by Jeremy Mofo October 25, 2007

Shititasking

The act of taking a shit whilst working, surfing the interwebs, watching porn, or generally utilizing a web enabled device during the act of taking a dump.

"Are you gonna be outta the bathroom soon!!?!"
"I'm shititasking! I have to email this client before I wipe!"

by Hurling Words April 5, 2010