shitcockery

Behavior related to acting like an immature, foul-mouthed, unpleasant forum troll more interested in being antisocial than anything else.

After a while, I grew tired of the shitcockery on Fark.com and stopped going to its forums

by Canobes August 29, 2017

shitlocked

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.

He just shitlocked that door!

by Zer0Hawk June 16, 2018

Shitcloak

To Cover an individual entirely from head to toe with animal or human feces, and convince them they are invisible.

Last week we got so drunk in Larry's barn that we covered Duke in horse dook, and legitimately convinced him he was invisible because of his Shitcloak

by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019

Shitrock Monument

Any public place that is frequently littered with excrement. Especially one where you know at one point or another your body left you with no choice but to make your own contribution. Such areas tend to be where you find yourself accidentally stepping in something or feeling disgusted every time you remember the time you did.

Beware of Walker Street. It’s a shitrock monument of epic proportions.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Shitpocketing

When you secretly And stealthily take a shit into a strangers pocket.

“Mum, what did you get up to today?”

“I was in the town centre, I did some shitpocketing.”

by Kirstiejayner June 12, 2020

Shitlicker

The one organism that chooses to eat absolute shit and has a weird ass name.

Joe: Mhm This Shit Bussin 🚌

Stranger: Your a Shitlicker and your name stinks like shit 😷

by Foaliey September 11, 2021

Oh shit Shirlock

A turn on the original phrase "No shit, Shirlock" used to emphasise that, after carful investigation, shit has indeed been found.
First use by Ms Kruger

Matt " what is that aweful smell, something is definitely wrong here"
Jeanine " I don't know, let me look around a bit. Oh shit Shirlock!"

by TREE(3) December 10, 2017