ShitBox

someone or something that is so shit that you have to put it in a box and burn it to get rid of it.

yo bro, i dont know what you are talking about, that testarossa mona lisa og purpy is fucking shitbox! Straight mids

by $LUT$KY $UKA February 29, 2020

Shitbox

A dilapidated or run down vehicle. Adjective for a rusted. non braking, smoking can't keep running truck.

Wyatt Bramells truck is a shitbox.

by Wrd gnus September 12, 2025

Shitbox Anxiety

A condition that all drivers of old vehicles have. Where each clank, knock, noise or rattle will trigger high levels of anxiety.

This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.

Max's shitbox anxiety is triggered each time he hits a bump while driving his mustang.

by Hub3r March 24, 2023

Shitbox

Vladimir Shitbox (aka Poo Tin or Putin), the tyrant dictator of Russia.

Did you hear Shitbox threatened nuclear war because he's butthurt that noone likes him?

by ButthurtBonker March 1, 2022

Shitbox

A word for butt/bum/ass.

Guy A: Hey, Guy B, you got a big shitbox!
Guy B, filing a restraining order: Thanks, Guy A!

by Ivoivivoib October 15, 2020

Shitbox

A car that is cool but in a poor or unfinished condition. Not to be confused with a piece of shit

Let's go hit some skids in my shitbox 240

by Billy Lazer Eyes October 30, 2021

Shitbox Paradox

When you constantly are having to constantly fix and rig an old car to run in order to appear as having an original running model.

I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!

by Robert Clarke Thompson III May 31, 2024