Shiny Happy People

The term is based on a Chinese propaganda poster popularized by REM in the song of the same name. Its a term that determines that people are faking happiness or false happiness in order to fool the outside world that there are no problems. Shiny Happy People are effectively massive fakes.

Look at that picture they just put up on Facebook they are all shiny happy people

by West Side Massive July 7, 2014

Shiny Nickel

-verb
A Shiny Nickel is a sexual favor usually given by a girlfriend, wife, or an escort (prostitute). To give one a Shiny Nickel the female must first lather the males' anus with semen and vaginal fluid. Then she must "shine" his anus with her toungue until squeaky clean.

Man #1: How was that date last night?

Man #2: Amazing! After the movie she gave me Shiny Nickel in her Grandma's bedroom!

Man #1: Fucking Epic...

by Rusty Penny January 7, 2010

shinz

1. (n.) the embodiment of all things awesome
2. (n.) a legend in the community of Day of Defeat
3. (adj.) good; great; superb
antonym: brickrop

1. Holy shit, that guy is shinz!
2. OMG WOW DID YOU SEE THAT SHINZ SHOT?

by shinz September 5, 2005

Shinty

Shinty is defined as a irregularly large male private extremity. That has the ability to be eaten.

Aye yo do you eat the shinty?

by Vindaloo(browntelkatisis) March 20, 2019

shiny new toy

The new kid at school who gets all the attention because the kids all want to know what they're like and whether or not they'll be friends with him/her. Eventually, the "shiny new toy" factor wears off in about a week or two and the kid just becomes a normal student.

Kid #1: Hey, new kid! High five!
Kid #2: High five? Pshh, that's lame. Hey new kid, do I get a hug?
Kid #3: Me too! I want a hug first!
Kid #2: Back off, I saw the kid first!
Teacher: Kids, she is not a shiny new toy! Cut it out!
New kid: Umm...I think I'll just be going to homeroom now...

by Quinntillion April 8, 2009

shiny crown

When a girl puts lip gloss with glitter on and gives head. Thus leaving you with a shiny crown.

Dude i can't get the glitter off!

From where?

My wang!I got a shiny crown yesterday!

by strainedcalvesbingbangbadaboom April 24, 2010

shiny

Something or someone that is good, awesome, wonderful, amazing. (See all other positive synonyms.)

"David Bowie is shiny."

by the faeries September 11, 2006