Rise-and-shiner

Sex first thing in the morning. Similar to a nooner, but earlier in the day.

Man, just after waking up: Hey babe, would you like to have a rise-and-shiner?
Woman: Let's do it!

by Bikeboi December 15, 2018

shiner

what your cock is right when you pull it out of a nice cum-filled pussy

Your dad came home early and i had to climb out your sister's window with a shiner

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

shiner

A seemingly attractive woman, but when she turns around or comes closer, actually looks like a zombie. In reference to the bathroom scene in 'The Shining'

"I'm gonna holla at that girl...nevermind, it's a shiner."

by Fear and Loathing in... August 25, 2005

shiner

A. person capable of single-handedly changing the etymology of most foul-defined words. The type of person that is so beautiful you are nervous to talk to them.

B. a facial expression that is warm and welcoming, yet- at the same time- makes you apprehensive that you are about to be destroyed by impeccably sharp wit
C. a mythical singing sea creature that ellivates lonely sailor's white cap whipping woes
D: hot ticket
E. the main attraction

"wow- i can't believe you were able to score those shiner tickets for the game!"
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person 1: " what are all those people doing lined up at 5 in the morning outside in the freezing cold?"
person 2: "i don't know- but whatever it is, it must be a shiner! let's get in line!"
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by itstrueyou February 3, 2010

monkey shiner

A miscrient person of dubious racial background who is frequently turning his man shaft black pink black pink black pink white.

The monkey shiner is A cronic masterbater..

by manmountains March 2, 2014

Shinners

A 'shinners'is an event that takes place after spending the night out on the town generally givin it large and trying to get your dick wet. An abbreviation of "an organised shindig" it usually involves a group of approximately 10-15 'skulls' gathering at an address in North Staffordshire and banging 'gurners', 'bugle' and other substances. On the face of it you may think that other citizens participate in 'shinners' all over this great land of ours. However, in order to be classed as a true 'shinners'it is critical that your housemate is in bed, either in the advanced stages of sleep or cowering in fear as to the mess that will great him when he awakes the following morning.

Typical topics of conversation include: How much you are loving it, how much you like a drink you do and whether you are hardcore or not.

A true 'shinners' will not only devour the twilight hours but but will continue into the following day, at which point it is customary to telephone the non-attendees or 'failures' to point out that you are still 'going strong' regardless of their present whereabouts and circumstances.

The average 'shinners' ceases when the skulls begin to crack as a result overwhelming fatigue or loss of 'gurners'. I can only say that I like a drink I do, I'm fucking loving it I am and yes I am proper hardcore. ASA, ASA, ASA-ASA-ASA!

KEEP THE FAITH,

RWM, 14/09/2006

"For god's sake Rob, not another 'shinners'I'm ringing the old bill.

"Yes my SAN, I fuckin love it I do!"

THE QUESTION IS - DO YOU?

Ps. There'll always be an England

by Rob McNamara September 17, 2008

shiner

To have a poo.

I'm going to have a shiner.

by Elouisa October 17, 2003