Sheasexual

Only attracted and love Shea, represented by colors and hues in the sky after a rainbow

I identify as sheasexual

by lilcup33 May 31, 2021

Shatsccident

When you think you need to fart, but to your surprise (and disappointment) it turns out you needed to shit.

Grandad’s stomach was rumbling. I asked him “are you hungry? Your stomach is rumbling “. Grandad says “I can’t hear anything, it’s not me “. Suddenly grandad looks startled and says” I’ve got to go” and runs as best he can to the toilet.

I call out to Nanna. “Grandad has had a shatsccident”

by DirkJDiggler June 4, 2021

Lasagna Sheets

A very skinny white females vagina after it has been eaten out by a male over double her size whom had food in his mouth while eating her out. In some cases the food gets left in the vagina to then be eaten again later.

Babe, I feel like lasagna sheets tonight

by Kanyenorthhh May 28, 2020

holy sheesh

When you're in a family friendly setting and want to say holy shit and sheesh at the same time.

Person A: Look at this!
Person B: HOLY SHEESH

by gaycha more like gay October 4, 2021

Meat sheets

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak

Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.

by Doc Starr November 28, 2021

Shivering Sheesh

Put yourself in peak climax and beyond. If you’re getting that “Shivering Sheesh” she’s going make your soul leave your body post nut. When she just doesn’t stop and your body is in a constant shiver, you have no choice but to let out a SHEESH, hence, the “Shivering Sheesh.”

The amount of talent that bitch has with her mouth will give anyone a Shivering Sheesh.

by TeamCletus. November 23, 2022

Hit the sheets

Going to sleep.
Fall in to bed and instantly fall asleep

"Alright boy's I'm gonna hit the sheet's"
"Alright boy's I'm bouta hit the sheet's"
Going to sleep really fast when you hit the sheets/bed

by IDontPot October 16, 2019