shemosexual

1. A highly sexual creature that appears to be female, but will have sex with anything.

1. Shemosexual than most when she got that beerbottle up in her pussy.

by drippindorf December 3, 2010

Shemotion

The experience of female emotions by a male. Men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. Other documented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying.

Erik: Dude, seriously, just finish your work - we're all waiting on you.

Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)

Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.

Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.

Erik: Friends?

Alistair: Friends!

(hug)

by Harold Vlanderpunn January 20, 2011

shamone

it means come on
or
can be used in a moment of shock

shamone get ur ass in gear
or
some one gets a shock shamone!!

by jez to the rez January 22, 2004

shamone mother fucker!

Official motto of the Tourettes Syndrome Foundation. A wide variety of merchandise is available from their gift shop with the phrase proudly emblazoned for all to enjoy.

Edith: Gosh, I wonder where Doris bought that delightful tea-cosy with "Shamone mother fucker" stitched on it? It's pure fooking class.
Betty: Gosh.

by Cobs July 19, 2003

shemo

an emo who is so emo that you cannot tell if it is male or female

"woah! is that a boy or a girl"
"it's a shemo"

by sam moseley April 16, 2007

shemo

1. Similar to "Emo" (see definition) but applying to the female sex specifically. Over-sensitivity characterized by an iPod filled with female punk sounds.

2. Depressed females between the ages of 12-20. Identified by straight two toned hair , black mascara, and hot pink eyeshadow. Similar to punk, but differentiated by the over-use of skulls and hearts. Heightend promiscuity and a tendency toward black and white photos of themselves.

3. A musical genre categorized by its use of acousic guitar and deep throaty female singers. (ie. Paramour, Lillix, etc.) Has spawned children resulting a modern Pop sound, including female artists such as Ashlee Simpson, Hillary Duff, or that band with Ashley Tisdale and her sister)

"Oh my gosh, have you heard of the band Lillix? They're so shemo!"

by Toaster Avenger April 8, 2008

Semone

A beautiful girl who goes to IBL and gives me butterflies every time I see her. I can't stop thinking about her. I think I'm in love.

Semone is the most dazzling girl in the whole school, and I've liked her ever since I laid my eyes on her.

by Noah From the Uterus May 17, 2012