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spin the sheets

"I guess I'm about ready to close my eyes and spin the sheets"
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Kali Ma Shakti de

1. Invoking the spiritual power of Kali, the Hindu goddess of creation, preservation, destruction, fear and death. It is referred to a quote in the movie "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom".

2. A common formula to repel mosquitoes.
"Kali Ma Shakti de"

1. Doesn't work.

2. Works quite well. Always better when used with karate moves. Please try it and report to us.
by n00light August 20, 2006
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sheetload

A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.
Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!
by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
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Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom
Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.
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Kali Ma Shakti De

Literally "Mother Kali, give me Strength!"

Repeated as a mantra by the creepy priest Mola Ram in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, who thrusts his fist into people's chests and pulls out their still beating hearts before tossing them into giant lava pits.

Kali is also venerated in real life Hinduism as a death goddess, though generally not as the murderous cult depicted in the movie. Kali is also regarded as a deity of eternal energy, annihilation, time and change.
Mola Ram: Kali Ma Shakti De!
Short Round: He no nuts, he's crazy!
by NaughtySteph June 29, 2011
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Shakti

In Hinduism Shakti is defined as (1) Power (2) Absolute Power and (3) Power of the Goddess. In rare instances when a Hindu Order gives someone a "Hindu name" and the first name is Shakti, the Shakti doubles as a noun meaning: "The Power Of".
Shakti as a noun: A cheetah has the Shakti (power) of speed. An bird has the Shakti (power) or flight.

Shakti as a name: A perfect example is the Hindu Satuguru Shakti Ganapati Subramanian. His name would translate to:

(1) Power of the Goddess

(2) Power of Ganapati aka Ganesha who removes obstacles on the spiritual path

(3) Power of Subramanian who bestows knowledge through lively debate
by Shaktibud February 3, 2010
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dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.
Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
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