shampee

what shampoo becomes after you urinate in someone else's bottle. make sure not to tell them.

i sneaked into my neighbor's house and made some shampee.

by mama March 23, 2004

Shampahnyeh

A mispronunciation of champagne popularized by Christopher Walken’s role in “The Continental.”

Would you like some shampahnyeh?

by [WN] Fear February 9, 2005

shampoo rage

When you snap the lid closed on the shampoo bottle and small shampoo droplets hit you in the eye.

'Hey Lionel, why were you shrieking maniacally in the shower?' 'Oh man, damn shampoo rage again, I'm changing brands!'

by Herbert Wheedlenerm November 24, 2013

Shampizz

n. The white foamy substance formed on the top of the hands after shampooing the head/hair.

Tommy used Shampizz to clean the other patches of hair on his body.

by Austin Bizer March 19, 2009

Shampid

A bright yellow fruit, same size as a football.

Hey, look at the shampid! I heard they're real tasty.

by Cadmoon93 June 22, 2009

Saspa

The act of grabbing a guys man boobs.

Did Joe really saspa Jack?

by PandyAndy February 14, 2010

Shampoo Scavenge

When you're completely out of the shampoo that you normally use and you have to search around the house for other shampoos. Generally you end up mixing a bizarre combination such as watermelon, blueberry, and anti-chlorine shampoo.

"So, what did you do this weekend?" Kelly asked.
"I was on a shampoo scavenge because my bottle of Suave ran out." I replied.

by ThatBuffyFan:-) June 4, 2010