Snapplecrackers

This is more like a phrase you say when something bad happens. More like a..."Holy Crap" or "Oh my god!"

"Snapplecrackers... my pants are unzipped!!!!"

by Unwanted Girl March 2, 2010

Shapeless Wonder

Most often a woman who lacks hips, booty, and thighs.

Upon entering the boutique, I was approached by a shapeless wonder of a woman.

by MinYoongi September 1, 2016

Snapple Black

When you are having anal sex with a prostitute and you take your member out and immediately stick in a half-drank snapple, then you kill the prostitute and all of her muscles contract, forcing her excriment into the snapple.

HOLY SHIT! you drank snapple black!??!?!

by FredGrabauskas October 30, 2007

sapplesauce

1) A ground up sapple who is commonly used as aphrodisiac for elephantitis victims.

2) Also used descriptively as disgusting vomit, an ugly chick, or a massive dump.

1) "Shall we order some more sapplesauce?"

2) "That biatch is sapplesauce."
"I look like sapplesauce."
"You smell like sapplesauce."

by Luis R. December 13, 2006

skapple

skoal apple blend dipping tobacco

after pounding a few brewskies, we decided to pack a nice bomb of good ol' skapple

by c dub y August 23, 2010

Shapped

Getting absolutely and utterly smashed by an indecent consumption of alcohol.

Last night we got so shapped

by Bryan12345 May 9, 2014

Shmapple Pie

A delicious alcoholic beverage created from Apple cider, Apple juice, sugar, cinnamon sticks, and Everclear to trick the taste buds, and blow your mind.

I drank too much shmapple pie.

by Jacqui B September 6, 2007