Shanning

1. To talk shit and get hit.

2. To try your best at sports such as football and track and end up being a horrible thing to watch.

3. To eat your fortune along with the cookie at a Chinese food buffet.

4. To viciously masturbate mentally

1. If you keep shanning then shits going down.

2. I was shanning so hard in practice today, I have to find a way to not suck.

3. We were sitting in the restaurant and out of nowhere this dumbass just starts shanning.

4. My mom caught me shanning to my imaginary girlfriend while i was playing xbox.

by Ol Dirty Drawz April 10, 2011

shanking

This an an act in which a male or female, whilst having a shit in the toilet, then decides to have a wank. This, therefore, bring us to the word shank. A shit and a wank at the same time.

When on holiday with friends, i walked in on my friend having a shit but his cock was in his hands and he was jerking profusely, at which point i said, "aww, man stop shanking, this is our bathroom aswell"

by Rashed, J November 8, 2008

facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.

dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!

by gars9004 January 22, 2010

Crop Sharting

A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.

Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.

Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.

by Mr. Threegan-fun March 14, 2010

Shaneing

To shoot a friend (preferably a fat one) in the leg and escaping while zombies feast on them. Named after what Shane Walsh did to Otis in the second season of the Walking Dead. While not necessarily evil, shaneing is still done only by people with very low morals.

If zombies chase us, I'm shaneing you!

by Richard Lupus October 29, 2014

Shower Shafting

When you masturbate in the shower.

Oh no! I can't masturbate in my room because I have roommates! I had better go shower shafting to clear this urge! Or be good with girls and get laid!

by Waldo Black August 23, 2014

Shanking

Think crowbars and pain.

"imma shank yo ass'

"If you try that with me again, I'll give you a good shanking."

by Gemgems101 December 10, 2012