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shallow swimmer

someone from the shallow end of the gene pool. An idiot, a fucknut, moron etc. Someone whose parents should have gotten out of the gene pool.
Watching Steve stick the knife in the toaster, you could tell, he was a shallow swimmer.
shallow swimmer by kookystill March 21, 2010

Shallow Water Navy

The Shallow Water Navy was deployed today to peel some Cubans from a piece of plywood floating in the Gulf of Mexica today.

Shallow Hal Syndrome

Referring to a male who is into a fat, ugly, hit up chick. They truly see the "inner beauty". See the movie to understand better.
Shallow Hal Syndrome by TotZ July 29, 2005

Shallow grave 

A grave that is given to someone murdered after the murderers bury the body as quickly as possible.
“Keep fucking around and you can catch a shallow grave

shallow hal 

Derived from the movie "Shallow Hal". A label given to one who consistently overestimates the attractiveness of other people.
Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is smokin'"
Guy 2: "Did you see the buck teeth on that bitch?
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up shallow hal"
shallow hal by bohits January 27, 2004

Shallow Bust 

Noun. A miniscule amount of jism caused by a rapid ejaculation, thus not giving sufficient time for the load to thicken.
Young Nicholas rushed when he should have been keeping a steady pace masturbating.

As a result, he had a shallow bust, making the whole experience an unpleasant one filled with dissapointment and underdeveloped sperm.