Shallow hips 

Logan Donnelly

Logan has shallow hips

Shallow hips by Gtm_35 July 15, 2021

shallow swimmer

someone from the shallow end of the gene pool. An idiot, a fucknut, moron etc. Someone whose parents should have gotten out of the gene pool.

Watching Steve stick the knife in the toaster, you could tell, he was a shallow swimmer.

shallow swimmer by kookystill March 21, 2010

Shallow Water Navy

Term for the Coast Guard.

The Shallow Water Navy was deployed today to peel some Cubans from a piece of plywood floating in the Gulf of Mexica today.

Shallow Water Navy by Pub O'Brien May 26, 2005

Shallow Hal Syndrome

Referring to a male who is into a fat, ugly, hit up chick. They truly see the "inner beauty". See the movie to understand better.

"I think he has Shallow Hal syndrome!"

Shallow Hal Syndrome by TotZ July 29, 2005

Shallow grave 

A grave that is given to someone murdered after the murderers bury the body as quickly as possible.

“Keep fucking around and you can catch a shallow grave”

Shallow grave by Harrison school of the arts September 6, 2022

shallow hal 

Derived from the movie "Shallow Hal". A label given to one who consistently overestimates the attractiveness of other people.

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is smokin'"
Guy 2: "Did you see the buck teeth on that bitch?
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up shallow hal"

shallow hal by bohits January 27, 2004

Shallow River Paddling 

Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.

“Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?

Shallow River Paddling by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010