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William Shakespeare

Hated by English students worldwide.
He is supposed to be the greatest playwright to have ever lived in spite of being in dire need of a spell check.

WARNING: Shakespeare may be safe or even beneficial when consumed in homeopathic quantities, but can cause permanent brain damage in larger doses.
William Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing.
by iMacThere4iAm November 6, 2008
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spittin' shakespeare

I ain't paying no attention to that; you just spittin' shakespeare!
by THE FELLAS® September 9, 2016
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William Shakespeare

An absolute Genius! The greatest person to ever write plays.
by Hydragon January 22, 2005
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Black Shakespeare

blak sheyk-speer
-noun

Tyler Perry.

In reference to the American actor, director, playwright, screenwriter, producer, author, and songwriter Tyler Perry. Perry wrote and produced many stage plays in the South during the 1990s and early 2000s. Many correlations and comparisons have been made of Tyler Perry to the 16th century English poet and playwright, William Shakespeare widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.
Hey, you see the new Madea film?

Yeah it was brilliant.

I know right. Tyler Perry is the new Black Shakespeare.
by ThatGuyFromFacebook May 1, 2011
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fucking Shakespeare

someone who is incredibly inept with words
Bob: I, uh... well... Jeez, I was flunder--I mean wondering if--
Bill: Sheesh, look at Bob. Fucking Shakespeare, he is.
by Deirdre Nightshade December 19, 2008
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Reverse Shakespeare

The act of giving a woman half the amount of poison that Romeo gives Juliet in order to knock her unconscious in order to commit heinous sexual acts.
Man: Hey girl, drink this
Girl: Ok. No problem
(Girl then falls to ground unconscious)
Man: Best! No I can proceed to carrot this chick in the butt. Thanks reverse shakespeare.
by koolSWEDE January 27, 2011
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william shakespeare

a wierd dude that writes plays
william shakespreare is weird.
by asshole April 29, 2003
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