ottawa senators 

A team that really knows how to choke like a $2 whore when it counts. This season, getting rocked by the sabres.

did you see krusty get totally pwnt like the noobie ottawa senators on that final play?

ottawa senators by senssuckmmkay June 19, 2006

ottawa senators 

Gayest hockey team ever, with the gayest hockey players ever, especially their goalie. Doesn't stand a chance against the leafs.

Once again the leafs beat the Ottawa senators in game seven. Oh well!

ottawa senators by aj_link June 18, 2006

Sexator 

A United States Senator who has defined his legacy based on an illicit sexual relationship for which he was caught while in office but did not resign.

Usually, a Senator who publicly espoused an exuberant commitment to "Family Values" and the religious equivalent of a commitment to marriage vows, but who got his private priorities and private parts mixed up and was involved in sex escapades with another.

The continuing saga of Sexator John Ensign, arising from his sexual involvement with his wife's best friend, expands almost daily with more leaks and stories from his political cohorts that lived with him at the C Street Fraternity.

Sexator Ensign is proud of his public support of the "Protect Marriage" bill even though he didn't have the strength of character to protect his own from his personal infidelity.

Sexator by benighse July 23, 2009

Sentor 

Describes someone who disappears quickly and unexpectedly at random intervals for extended periods of time.

"Wow, Scott is such a sentor. He was just playing FIFA like 2 minutes ago, and then he was just... gone."

Sentor by DJBrockman April 21, 2015

Ottawa Senators 

Joined the league in the 91/92 season, this team continuously preforms poorly in the playoffs, much of the time at the hands of the far superior Toronto Maple Leafs. The line of Alfredsson the Clown, Spezza the Goofball, and of course, the Murderer, even though, they too, preform poorly on a regular basis. Ottawa Goaltending requires it's own definition, to refer to "Ottawa Goaltending", please See, Terrible. For further references regarding this team, please see Patrick Lalime, Ottawa Stanley Cups, #1 Overall Draft Picks, and Alexandre Diagle.

"Ottawa Senators and Stanley Cups is to Don Cherry and Europeans"
- Unknown

Doug: That sure was a good game tonight, eh?
Wendel: One of the best indeed, although it was no contest. Do you agree Mats?
Mats: It was easier than getting a parking space at Scotia Bank Place.
Darcy: What did you expect from the Ottawa Senators?

Ottawa Senators by OCTranspo November 12, 2008

Ottawa Senators 

The crappiest NHL team ever. Well.. except for all the southern teams. F them.

The Maple Leafs will always KILL YOU Ottawa!!

Tampa Bay sucks. Fuck the Lightning.

Ottawa Senators by Cooze #2 June 18, 2006

Ottawa Senators 

See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.

And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs!

Ottawa Senators by Jeff June 18, 2006