mas selamat

Singapore's Michael Scofield

mas selamat: it puts the lotion in the basket...

by The Black Jack February 29, 2008

Selorm

A sapiosexual male who may or may not have an appetite for cats.

An Ewe name for a man who hails from the Volta Region of Ghana

Eg1: Selorm likes the cat called Smallie because it is smart

E.g2: Selorm is a descendant of the Ewe people from the Volta Region

by WallieGH December 16, 2013

Salomon

Person who has a girlfriend but talks about how complicated she are. Has a pretty big DICK. He is a great person to be around funny,flirty when he want to be, smart, and life of the party. His dick does not discrimante will fuck any girl from any race as long as she looks good to him. Very Caring likes to make people happy ,especially girls, wink wink. Loves to have a great time in the bedroom r anywhere.t

'' Hey didnt he hav a different girlfriend last week dat boy is working his SALOMON swag"

" He hung like Salomon"

by legitdude1234 January 23, 2012

Selma's Cookies

A cookie making company that brags its homemade and unique recipe cookies, brownies, rice krispy treats, and other baked goods. Only found in some states (generally in the south) and are JIZZTASTICAL. They are also a billion calories each, with millions of grams of fat, sugar, and sodium. Taste amazing, are supersized, but often cause immediate acne (always, when mixed with stress) within 24 hours of injestion.

Dude, what happened to you... you look like you've been living off of fast food for a year!

Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..

Oh

by SchizoidMan December 11, 2010

Seldom

Adverb
Rarely; not often.

Adjective
not common; infrequent.

"And I know it's true,
that visions are seldom what they seem."
- Once Upon a Dream

by heartbreaksofeden September 26, 2017

selmer

A pimp Saxophone that has a superior sound to all others and is looked up upon in the Jazz scene.

DUDE! Enyart that is a sweet Selmer!

by ZtotheE May 10, 2006

Seldom Peg-Bis

A penguin biscuit that actually has a good joke.

Charlie: "Hey man, can i read your penguin wrapper joke?"
Eithel: "Why bother, the jokes on it are so bad"
Charlie:" You never know you might have a seldom Peg-Bis"

*Looks at wrapper*

Q. What do penguins sing to each other on their birthdays ?

A. Freeze a jolly good fellow

Charlie: "No not this time."

by GearGrinder August 27, 2009