Schteve

The beloved brother of Gino at the Cornell Phi Psi lodge ca. 1970s. His accomplishments are many, including, cashing a hat, sleeping on a washing machine, knowing Ava Gadro's number, collecting airline vomit bags, being a very close friend of Del Ron Constantino and being well aware that in choosing hair products, as in life -- "a little dab 'ill do ya."

That's not Gino, that's Schteve. Wadda you, serious?

by BJ Cleaver September 16, 2009

Schteven

The refined evolution of a Nerd or Geek. Fluent in several forms of 1337. The Schteven can usually be found wading his way through game review forums, pc hardware forums and on counter-strike which is the centre of their lives. Typically the specimen wears spectacles, has a slight speech impediment and an overgrown mullet

Fortunately the species grows from a gradual interest in online gaming and 1337. The subject will never reproduce via sexual intercourse as counter-strike takes up most of their lives.

Apparently female specimens have been sighted although some were mistaken for premature Schtevens on VOIP (Voice Over IP or Teamspeak).

If you are browsing any popular game review, pc hardware review or counter-strike forums you are sure to come across this creature.

Haunting sounds riddle these servers; "omgwtfpwned...." and "omgomg wat a serrrvverrr..."

A prime example of a Schteven is Bill Gates. Who could be classed as the 'Schtevenus Maximus' through his success as a Schteven.

by Darren Grantham September 25, 2005

schtumpy

It literally means alligator. I saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so I assumed he was singing about his damn alligator. Or crocodile. What's the fucking difference?

Kiss my schtumpy, you little dweeb!

by Amelia V. Berkhaus October 13, 2007

schthack

A private server for the largely popular and dead game Phantasy Star Online Blue Burst. On this server you can enjoy all the pleasures that a community of 150 neckbeards and a team of admins and mods who hack and then ban you for annoying them can offer. That's right! You can be trolled when you are questing because the higher leveled players will kill everything before you can touch anything in the name of help and the moderators can ban you after confiscating an item which unknown to you, was hacked by someone else and they didn't tell you that when you traded for it, but not before they finish making piles of weapons with stats that can not be obtained by legit means in game for themselves.

"Wow! I was just banned because i didn't know my adept was hacked!"
"We schthack mods have to make sure you behave, now if you'll excuse me im going to make myself some more items."

by dcyghwiudchuw December 17, 2013

Sechi

The art of gettin yout balls stuck in your zipper

Ambulence officer: what happen to this one

Nurse: we got another Sechi, its the third one this week

by Sechi89 March 25, 2009

schtroumpf

Un petit nabot bleu.
A little blue elf.

"Les Schtroumpfs" was a Belgian comic by Peyo that Hannah Barbara bought and made into a cartoon, translating the title as Smurfs. Smurf sounds SO STUPID, so never use that word! Always say schtroumpf. It's ten letters long, but only one syllable, pronounced: sh't'<rh>oomp'ff.

In the comic, the schtroumpfs replace random verbs, nouns, and adverbs with schtroumpfer, schtroumpf, and schtroumpfement.

Some examples of characters from the comic are:
Grand Schtroumpf ('Big' Schtroumpf/~Papa Smurf~)
Schtroumpf à Lunettes (Schtroumpf with Glasses/~Brainy Smurf~)
Schtoumpf Caustaud (Strong Schtroumpf)
Schtroumpfette (~Smurfette~)
Schtroumpf Maladroit (~Clumsy Smurf~)
Schtroumpf Gourmand (self-explanatory)
Bébé Schtroumpf (~Baby Smurf~)
Vieux-Vieux Schtroumpf (Old-Old Schtroumpf)

eg.1. "C'est schtroumpf alors! comment'c'que j'peux avancer dans le travail avec toutes ces maudits carottes au-dessus d'MA tête?!"
eg.2. "Il faut toujours travailler soigneusement, n'est-ce pas, et m'écouter pour schtroumpfer c'que j'dis, n'est-ce pas, car c'est c'que dit l'Grand Schtroumpf, n'est-ce PAS..."

by Sapporo Jimbo July 18, 2008

SCHTIGHT

The Shit + Tight = SCHTIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Word used to describe something that is the shit AND is tight. Created in Montréal by Dominique, Amanda, Luwam and Ashley while visiting Jen;). Best used in unison, or when one person says "SCHTIGHT!" then everyone starts saying it at the same time, over and over again. Schtight is best said as a one syllable word but in certain cases, can be pronounced as SCH-TIGHT!!!

"That dude is pretty SCHTIGHT!!"

"Dude, that bar was SCHTIGHT!!"

"That shirt is SCH-TIGHT!!"

by Abell011 August 7, 2006