Wounded Seagull

A term used to describe a sexual position, or situation. Often used during an orgy. This particular "maneuver" is implemented when one woman takes on a minimum of either 3, or a maximum of 5 penis' at a time. A penis in her vagina, one in her left and right hands, one in the anus and one in the mouth. With all of this action going on, she will look like a wounded seagull struggling for her life.

While watching my porn today. I elected to hold-off until I saw her preform the Wounded Seagull with five guys at once! After that, it was all over.

by TheIncredibleHolt September 6, 2007

seagully

a male masturbating and having an orgasm in his hand then throwing it into someone's face.

Jamie gave Kevin a seagully right in the eye. It was extremely donkfunkulous!

by Nevus March 8, 2009

reverse wraparound painted seagull twist

A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.

Hey Bill!

Yeah Bob?

I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.

by Peter Pan's Left Nut October 14, 2008

seagull

also can be knwn as seagulling.

where you cum on your hand and throw it at someone.

i seagulled him right on the back of the head

by joewwww May 26, 2008

Screeching Seagull

When having sex on the beach and the man gets his dick wet and dips it in sand and then forcefully inserts it into her pussy causing her to screech.

"Dude i just gave this chick the screeching seagull"

by Swedish Nejero April 22, 2009

Seagullbetis

An overly obese Seagull that should probably stay away from french fries for the rest of its life or risk getting Seagullbetis and turning into nick jonas.

the Seagull did not read the sign at McDonalds that read "WARNING:This building contains chemicals known to the state of California to give seagulls Seagullbetis."

by seagullbetic February 19, 2009

seagullizing

causing a girl to "ka" like a seagull. this usually takes place during a heaving make-out or oral sex.

Mr. Field got excited when he heard the sounds of his buddy seagullizing a lady friend.

by sometimes dangerous April 1, 2009