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light scrounging tard

A light scrounging tard is the name given to a chav who goes out and buys cigarettes and yet has no idea you have to light them until they leave the shop and open the packet. They then proceed to ask random members of the public, mainly people they don't like (mostly greebo kids) for a light.
Chav: Yo man, you got a light?
Member of Public: What? You light scrounging tard, you spent about a fiver on a packet of cigarettes and yet didn't spend the 10p needed for a box of matches? Fuck Off!
by Tommy The Beer Drinker May 2, 2006
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scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.
I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!
by Sir Terrence of Wogan August 12, 2005
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scouting

When a thot is looking for her/his next prey.(someone to go to bed with)
Jenny: Omg! Do u see her/him scouting.
Emily: Yasss! Girl she is so thirsty.
by Og 4 real trap queen July 22, 2015
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strunting

street-hunting
strunting = murder

Someone's been strunting my friend's family...now they're dead.
by Spanish Inquisitor December 23, 2008
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scrunching

Casual cuddling with a significant other that escalates into more romantic/sexual experiences.
Jenny and I were planning on watching TV and cuddling, but we suddenly began hardcore scrunching on her futon.
by Lenny Koggins May 13, 2016
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scrubbing rust

another way of describing a useless task to be performed. similar to pushing water uphill, scrubbing rust is pointless to anyone with half a brain. therefore, most managers and supervisors can't understand why you don't want to do the job at hand.
big boss man-ok, after you get done pushing water uphill, you and eddie take apart that holding tank and start scrubbing rust. we need it super clean and sanitary.
me and eddie-you've got to be fucking kidding me!! how does scrubbing rust clean anything? it just wastes time.
big boss man-hey, i'm in charge around here, and you'll do as i say or you'll be fired! understood?
me and eddie-understood. fire away, asshole!!
by earpuller July 14, 2006
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scrubbing bubbles

the most amazing little cleaning agent guys ever.
you spray it on your pisser and the bad goes away.
its like having sex slaves for your toilet.
i sprayed my pisser with scrubbing bubbles and god cleaned it.
by Dr. F Roy Dean Schlippe January 22, 2009
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