Scrum

A dirty, hairy, pair of balls, taint, and asshole.

Victoria eats Kyles scrum, and he loved it

by Party Wolf April 1, 2020

Scrum

Shortened version of the word scrotum, a pouch of skin containing the testicles.

Jimmy got hit in the scrum by a rugby ball. He was writhing in pain for hours clutching his scrum.

Bucky, the Jack Russel Terrier, grabbed Jimmy by the scrum and wouldn't let go.

by Wet Cookie May 12, 2020

Scrum Didly doo

The sensation of taste to describe one of the nicest tasting foods

That food is scrum didly doo

by Users37371661 October 13, 2020

Scrum

A software development methodology that never succeeds in the real world. It gives you more work for nothing with super abstract concept "complexity"

Dude, we hired another scrum guy. How many more times until CTO realizes scrum never succeeds?

by Almost6 May 6, 2018

Scrum

Masturbating while pooping.

Oh, man! Did she seriously give you a blumpkin last night?
Nah, I ended up just going home for a scrum session.

by illusivesunrae June 6, 2016

scrum

scrumptious

“ooo wee aww shit. this bout to be fucking scrum. i had to get me another plate bc it was so fuckin good” -peaches but not peaches

by iconicbitch69420 October 14, 2021

Scrum Nummy

Something that is super tasty.

"Wow Jerry, that soup was scrum nummy!"

by Rupert P Gilligan November 28, 2011