flip a scrimple

1. A phrase used to replace any other phrase; usually derogatory
2. Can be used interchangeably with "smurf"

Dude, don't flip a scrimple
Holy cow, he just flipped a scrimple!
You're such a scrimple flipper
Pardon me, I have to go flip a scrimple
Go flip a scrimple you scrimple flippin' scrimple flipper

by xandermoser April 26, 2006

Scrample

When you're so scared that your scurdle causes you to fall onto or knock over the furniture around you.

A hoogaboo came out of the woods and scared Jesse. Jesse scurdled into the house then scrampled over the TV

by Brotendo November 29, 2016

strumpety scrumpet

Whorey sex biscuit

Abi swann is such a strumpety scrumpet!

by the scrumpinator!!!! October 21, 2010

Scrimples

Pimples, on-or-about the scrotum.

Frequent waxing may lead to painful scrimples.

by Bill McNeal July 30, 2008

Scrumpet

The classic drunk bitch. Never goes to class, sleeps all day, complains about her homework, never does it, takes adderall the two days before finals and tweaks out for 48 hours, fails her finals, then drinks away her sorrows for 3 weeks until she's failing again.

Those rich bitches from the suburbs of Chicago sure are scrumpets. All they do is bitch on Facebook all day about how much work they have to do and how badly they don't want to do it

Jon: Yo, can you believe this scrumpet? If she spent half as much time working as she did bitching, she'd probably be passing. She should probably stop getting so fucked up every night and sleeping all day

by theillestsesh September 3, 2012

crumpler

A chick that is so extraordinarily hot you literally crumple in awe when you lay eyes on her.

Dude I met this chick that was so hot I couldn't believe it, she was a total crumpler

by velvet cave September 1, 2009

scrumpet

Cross a scone with a crumpet and you have a scrumpet.

Chocolate Peanut Butter Scrumpets are a scrumptious treat!

by l.garnet January 13, 2006