dick scratcher

An offensive man who is also stupid and believes he is always right no matter what.

I told that dick scratcher it wouldn't work and now we have to fix it.

by MrBadmouth October 16, 2004

tongue scratcher

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.

We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

African Booty Scratcher

A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.

And yo momma got big ashy lips, ya African Booty Scratcher!

by Thundertyrant March 20, 2016

african booty scratcher

a rude and disrespectful term to describe black africans, some even used on black people who aren’t even african at all.

*sits alone at lunch table*
random person: “YOO LOOK AT THAT AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER 🤣”

by ssamia April 17, 2021

noodle scratcher

women banging her bean

fucking ada look at that boiler she's a proper noodle scratcher.

by mickey mottmuncher April 12, 2009

African booty scratcher

A racist term used by American school aged children which compares stereotypical primate behavior to people from the African continent.

There were too many African booty scratchers on the subway this morning, I didn’t want to smell like a curry on my way to work.

by Luckyduckydoo September 9, 2021

chin-scratcher bullshit

Being purposefully over-arty.

Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer

by useful idiot January 3, 2005