sorry hard

When someone trys to act hard, tough or chavish infront of people, and you reply sarcastically with 'sorry hard' to show that they're failing.

It's also used to show that they're not hard atall, when they're acting like gimps.

prick: yeah i had a threesome with some lesbians last night, cool init blad!
normal person: shit, sorry hard.

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geek: i got 102% on my maths exam!
normal person: wow, sorry hard.

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some guy: im staying up till 4am tonight, cus I'm a badman
normal person: oh shit, sorry hard

by tehhardonelol May 31, 2011

sorry

apology; doesnt make everything all better after being overly used.

She was sorry, for the millionth time, and no one seemed to care.

by Webster January 1, 2005

I'm Sorry

A phrase that someone with low self esteem often says. Usually is related with depression and guilt. If someone often apologizes make sure they are okay.

"You're so silly."
"Oh... I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry..."
"For what? You haven't even done anything."

by MissileOfUncertainty June 11, 2016

sorry, autocorrect

A phrase often used when a private or dirty text is sent to the wrong person in an attempt to lessen the awkwardness or dismiss the conversation

Girl: Jeff's cock is so big
Guy: This is your boyfriend. I think we need to break up
Girl: Sorry, autocorrect!! I meant clock!

by black409 June 7, 2011

Sorrytaking

The Holiday Native Americans celebrate in place of Thanksgiving to commemorate the raping of their women, and daughters, and the stealing of their homeland by the pilgrims. Participants dress up in authentic pilgrim outfits and try to cheat land and other items off each other throughout the day; the Native American with the most land and items at the end of the day earns the title of "White Devil" and gets to make the first slice in the "suffering planet": an earth shaped cake with bits of garbage sprinkled all over it. Once the cake has been devoured, the family (or tribe) gathers around a roaring fire to melt giant blocks of ice to honor the white man's greatest accomplishment: melting the ice-caps and destroying the planet.

Native American Employee: Hao, Great Bossman. Im going to need tomorrow off so I can celebrate Sorrytaking with my family.
Bossman: Sure thing.

by Ken Kozel March 31, 2008

Shots 'Til You're Sorry

Shots 'Til You're Sorry (or STYS) is a commonly used phrase or chant best employed when someone in your fantasy football league fcks something up. The offender has to take a shot of liquor and must apologize to the rest of the league. If the apology isn't heartfelt or legit he or she must take another shot until they are truly sorry. Whether it's going over budget while trying to draft a player in your auction or its spreading league gossip to non-league hos, the only suitable punishment is Shots 'Til You're Sorry.

Gal Pal Daniel, did you really tell Jessica and Karoline about all drgs we did and money we spent in Reno this weekend?? Shots 'Til You're Sorry btch!!!!

by zaux September 5, 2014

im soo sorry<3

Was said in a suicide note by some Emo kid on MySpace. It's a fad right now, and surely will be used in a lot of jokes.
www.myspace.com/jloveb
His MySpace was also hacked.

JackBeNimble Says: ok, got to go for now. im soo sorry<3 *bang*
Franky Says: ahah. Bye then.

by Faytel December 5, 2005