Dirty Schneider

The Act in which one re-uses a condom two or more times.

Verb; To pull a dirty schneider
Noun; Thats one dirt schneider
adjective; that jacket is so DS!

by Dave Wilcox November 24, 2006

schmider

v. the act of locking out ones roommate, who had no prior knowledge , to have sex

Fuck Bob pulled a schmider on me again

by jamesknows December 11, 2008

Schneider Job

A sexual position involving a trampoline in which one partner performs oral sex on his or her partner while BOTH individuals bounce up and down on the trampoline. Sometimes the schneider has been known to involve puppies. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. She totally shneidered him last night on my trampoline.

Dude, did you hear that mike got 3 schneider jobs in one night? Fucking bad ass!!!

by monanza August 14, 2010

schnide

The shrunken penis once one has emerged from a cold pool.

Timmy was unhappy when Jax said "I bet my schnide is as big as you are hard!"

by sammyg056 May 5, 2014

Schneider

Verb - 1. To act like a complete non-hetero. 2. To be rejected by most forms of social culture. 3. To have a nack for failing at life.

Dude, that kid just totally schneidered himself.

Professor Broker would never be caught dead schneidering around.

Oh man, Eric schniedered the party last night. I wanted face fuck him.

by Prof.Broker105 December 9, 2008

Schneider

Whilst masterbating, you rub the tip of your penis using your thumb in successive motion.

Guy 1: Hey bro can't believe Kris told me how he masterbates. Supposedly, he just Schneider's lol. Guy 2: He probably has a curved tip ha

by El1Porter August 7, 2014

schneider

usually found on the streets of Compton and around the commons of Hemet High. A nigger who don't know shit. A fire-crotch with syphilis and a saggy ass vagina.

"Hey Schneider Get Yo' Crusty Coochie Likin Ass over here you lyin' cheatin' husband dick suckin mother fucker!"

by Bonquisha Jones January 11, 2009