Schmeckey

A one nut cousin humper. A Schmeckey is a male with one testicle that has sex with his cousin.

My brother is a schmeckey.

by ItsBobda October 18, 2017

schlonky leg

When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.

Was that a schlonky leg?

by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017

Schmoovey

Sex + movie (like Netflix and Chill, but better)

Want to come over and schmoovey?

by Mexicarlos007 April 24, 2018

schmanke

An expression of gratitude when you feel abashed or any other emotion. A yiddish thank you.

Teacher: "Here's your stat test."
Students: "Schmanke!"

Teacher: "Schmanke."

by Bloopbloopblopyiddishchristian February 15, 2018

schmökelt

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good

Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt

by 0leep November 10, 2020

schmoners

A sum of money, a large wad of cash.

Salary came in last week, schmoners in the bank. You know what the fuck going on.

by turbopooper February 5, 2021

Schmonte Degniter

The name you use when you don’t recognize a professional athlete’s name.

Hey your RB JK Dobbins is probably out for the year…Who? Oh you mean Schmonte Degniter?

by Make America Gronk Again August 28, 2021