Schmitters

To sexuallly humiliate an individual through the means of harsh tickling in the upper body.

I schmittered the hell outta him! "Schmitters!"

by Dr. Schmidt February 11, 2015

schitty

When someone says "city" with a "sh" at the beginning. Sounds like you're saying "shitty."

Person 1: You goin' to the schitty tonight?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
Person 1: I'm askin' if you're goin' to the schitty tonight.
Person 2: I ain't goin' to NO shitty tonight!

by Polaroid7 October 5, 2015

Schminty

Act of eating out a girl while you have a chew in your mouth

Matt just got done giving wendy a schminty and now wendys vagina is schminty fresh

by Detroit dikhead May 24, 2018

schmitt

1. a softcore schmuck
2. a substitute word for shit

1. who you callin shmitt you schmuck?!
2. hey, you chicken schmitt!

by voodoogirl420 September 25, 2005

Schmidty

One who has lost all sperm due to acute Moutain Dew addiction.

a: jack says to tell you that you have no sperm...apparently mountain dew is bad for you
schmidty: Poisonous blashemies!!
Listen not to this heretic
he will soon be silenced
as will his counterpart Eric

by we destroyed phil's ability to produce offspring and and informed schmidty of his lack of sperm. April 28, 2005

schmidty

The coolest person all time! And will eventually kill me.

EH! Schmidty! will ye quit making all these wisecracks! I have asthma! you inconsiderate fool! I must depart, i have band.

by Haley RYan Rocks January 28, 2005

Shmitty

A shmitty is an old perverted man that has not showered in days, smells rancid, and touches himself in public

Little Girl 1: Look at that Shmitty Mommy!

Little Girl 2: Yea, he's a shmitty, i see him touching his private parts!

Mother: Let's go he's creeping me out....

by heheheheheheh4545 December 4, 2016