Collective noun for cows launched into space, to orbit in cow-size hamster balls.
After J.C.Hormel was unable to explain where the 'S' and 'P' of the initials "SPAM" originated (related to his tinned luncheon meet launched in 1937) Hormel declared that the SPAM meant "Speef Ham" in other words a combination of Ham and Space Beef.
As Hormels primary customer, given the war effort, the US Military decided that it would be prudent to actually create the subject of Hormel's lie, thereby erasing any possible chances for embarrassment.
Later that year in 1937, several cows were launched into space. Novelty size hamster balls were used to encapsulate the beasts from the outside vacuum, as the R&D costs for customised helmets and suits over-ran and was cancelled by congress.
Many cows still orbit to this day, although a large number were initially sent soaring into deep space by passing geostationary satellites, which were prone to clicking the hamsterballs at their orbit speed of mach 25.
After J.C.Hormel was unable to explain where the 'S' and 'P' of the initials "SPAM" originated (related to his tinned luncheon meet launched in 1937) Hormel declared that the SPAM meant "Speef Ham" in other words a combination of Ham and Space Beef.
As Hormels primary customer, given the war effort, the US Military decided that it would be prudent to actually create the subject of Hormel's lie, thereby erasing any possible chances for embarrassment.
Later that year in 1937, several cows were launched into space. Novelty size hamster balls were used to encapsulate the beasts from the outside vacuum, as the R&D costs for customised helmets and suits over-ran and was cancelled by congress.
Many cows still orbit to this day, although a large number were initially sent soaring into deep space by passing geostationary satellites, which were prone to clicking the hamsterballs at their orbit speed of mach 25.
Holy christ on a bicycle, Zorgoff! I could have sworn i just saw a speefball flying past that meteor over yonder!
by wooty December 8, 2004
Get the speef mug.Steef is Sam and Claire's imaginary friend. Most of the time he is in jail... but we try to bail him out as soon as possible. If you would like to join our magical adventure and become one with Steef please be his friend.
"Did Steef go out to dinner with Betsy last weekend?"
"Na brahh he was at the strip club with Peta da Partridge."
"Na brahh he was at the strip club with Peta da Partridge."
by Sam R. November 11, 2004
Get the STEEF! mug.by wootwoot December 10, 2002
Get the steefed mug.1. John sneefed my calculator when I wasnt looking in Math Class.
2. Mindy pulled off a sneef of first place in the gameDev Contest!
3. Shawn is a fucking sneef, dont trust him around your stuff!
2. Mindy pulled off a sneef of first place in the gameDev Contest!
3. Shawn is a fucking sneef, dont trust him around your stuff!
by Willy Surprise! August 1, 2005
Get the sneef mug.by matiks December 1, 2003
Get the skeef mug.When a chick is giving a man head and the man farts in her face while holding her head in place to make sure that she smells the putrid odor.
Michael didn't care for his girlfriend anymore and decided that it would be best to break up. Instead of coming straight out and telling her he decided that a speefnarkle would speak for itself.
by naughty by nature January 19, 2005
Get the speefnarkle mug.by Toaster October 27, 2003
Get the Steef mug.