sanding wood

The act of inserting a penis into an excessively arid vagina, resulting in a generally uncomfortable experience for the male nether regions.

Man, Mike must have been sanding wood last night. You should have seen the friction burn on his Johnson!

by VitaPeachHealthLog March 17, 2011

Saucing

to be off the bars (Xanax)

I took so many bars! I’m saucing!

by Druhbdfhkhvdejb May 17, 2018

cul de sacing

Diverting a conversation into a dead end from which there is no return to the subject at hand.

Are you cul de sacing me again? I was trying to make a point!

by Brownstain November 13, 2007

Saucing

In gay sex, the act of the top sprinkling hot sauce on his genitals and inserting them into the anus of the receptive (bottom) partner.

"Rob and Dave were going at it and decide to go saucing, and a few minutes later you could hear Dave yell from across the quad."

by Mike29401 September 23, 2020

Syncing the Cue

The process of accidentally sitting on your own testicle and it gets stuck in your asshole.

"Oh shit i just sunk my cue!"

"I'm syncing the cue right now, got a problem?"

by jonas hemingway January 1, 2012

Sanding alabaster in bed

An excellent handjob.

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.

by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013

Santing

Jerking off to every guy he sees.

David S. was santing all night.

by ElfMan8371 May 4, 2017