Saltine Dust

uninteresting, bland and boring.
Saltine Dust was said by Jessica Day from New Girl S5 E2

So Fred’s not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was he said “towels”. I gotta break up with that human pile of saltine dust.

by madinah :) May 4, 2022

Saltine Queen

A woman (or gay man) who stays fit by eating nothing but saltines. This person also benefits from being a cheap date.

Oh she's so skinny, she must be a Saltine Queen!

by BowtieBoy August 28, 2019