swegg

once upon a time, two boys were on a long bus ride. A strange smell came to their noses, it was a fart, yet they could not place the smell. It has essence of sweat but a tinge of egg... they dubbed it 'swegg'

it is now a very uncommon insult, used only by Brad Clarke and Dave Cruise.

"Shit, thats one sweggy fart"

"that fool is one bad swegg"

by Brad Clarke April 18, 2004

Swegger

A naturally innocent person who needs urban dictionary to understand his/her non-innocent friends

girl: ha ha! name said her boyfriend was playing soggy waffle with his friends and he lost!
girl2: Oh wow! that sucks, embarassing!
Swegger: Whats 'soggy waffle'?
girl/girl2: what a swegger!

by ohdarnhardyharhar November 30, 2009

swegway

a segway, but with sweg

guy: omg bruh look at that swegway!
other guy: get a life n00b

by mrtogscafe December 3, 2014

Swegalicious

A term used to describe something with so much sweg or something with a lot of sweg; cool or very cool.

Can be also used when you really like something or are down with something; agreeing with an idea.

Timmy: "I'm gonna do an epic flip!"
*Does Flip*
Fred: "Dude that was Swegalicious!"
Scenario 2:
Sam: "How about we make our skateboard fall from the top of the building in our video?”
Mike: "Dude that would be so Swegalicious!"
Jake: "Yeah dude so Swegalicious!"

by Thenapoleonbonaparte June 11, 2015

Benjamin Swegle

A swegle is a dangerous and rare sexual position involving a carrot shaving cream and a spanish speaking midget whore, when done correctly and to full orgasm it is known as the "benjamin swegle"

"oh my god, did she just get the benjamin swegle? thats illegal in this county..and i was going to eat that carrot!"

by precisionpcx January 1, 2012

sWegma

n. The tacky substance remaining on a car after a "W" sticker is removed.

The moronic republican had a great deal of sWegma on his BMW after he removed his "W" sticker in shame.

by DJM515 November 3, 2005

Swego

The word for "swagger" and "ego," using definitions from Urban Dictionary and the American Heritage Dictionary, used to describe both swagger and ego in Deology, the study and science of Dick size.

While I scored this man on the scale of Deology, I realized he had a lot of swego, so I concluded that he probably knows how to use his D.

by TsukishiroYukita June 8, 2009