A 'Dirty Suburban' is a matronly, often plump, middle aged, middle classed house wife that can normally be found shopping for deals at WalMart but once bedded could compete with the most limber and liberal pornstars.
by Sigkapp395 February 10, 2010
Get the Dirty Suburbanmug. A girl that doesn't actually remove her articles of clothing for money but is as emotionally damaged or has as much baggage as one that works the pole.
by The Original JT February 24, 2012
Get the Suburban Strippermug. by j izzo my nizzo April 15, 2005
Get the suburban ganstamug. noun.
The eyesore of sprawling stucco covered strip malls, big box stores, and McMansions which eat up open space land.
The eyesore of sprawling stucco covered strip malls, big box stores, and McMansions which eat up open space land.
"That used to be a great spot to go for a nature hike, till last year when the Suburban Blight rolled through and left acres of parking lot, Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and crap chain restaurants in its wake."
by MuddyRunnerGirl March 9, 2009
Get the Suburban Blightmug. Any slang that is so overused it becomes tired.
Also called - SubSlang
Derived in a satiric sense from the fact that anything middle-class and suburban is considered lame.
Also called - SubSlang
Derived in a satiric sense from the fact that anything middle-class and suburban is considered lame.
by The UweBolla Virus March 5, 2006
Get the Suburban Slangmug. A mid 20’s to late 40’s ‘human’. Faux educated (not STEM degreed) whom has never traveled outside the US, or if so only to Traditional European destinations. Must remain faithful to a 150 year old tale from a Loner, who took his rich friends dads money, to write a series of books that conflict with each other. Typically super naive, living off welfare or fake disability, or a college (non STEM) professor. Indicators include not realising Trotsky made fun of them, dictators love their mindlessness.
Physical Indicators; a propensity for the older male to grow a silver pony tail, females defined by pink hair and both sexes given to morbid obesity. Usually listening to rage against the machine, and like the band, have been existing for over 20 years without ever attempting to offer up solutions, other than ‘unite’ or ‘we gotta...’ phraseology.
Physical Indicators; a propensity for the older male to grow a silver pony tail, females defined by pink hair and both sexes given to morbid obesity. Usually listening to rage against the machine, and like the band, have been existing for over 20 years without ever attempting to offer up solutions, other than ‘unite’ or ‘we gotta...’ phraseology.
Dave- ‘Hey Nate why do you buy printer ink every EBT payday?’
Nate- “I gotta start the revolution, the mans gotta come down, we gotta unite.”
Dave- ‘aww suburban marxist duties, well ok rents past due...’
Nate- “I gotta start the revolution, the mans gotta come down, we gotta unite.”
Dave- ‘aww suburban marxist duties, well ok rents past due...’
by ArmNumber7 September 25, 2020
Get the suburban marxistmug. That one house on your street that has at least ten Filipinos living in a three bedroom house that is maybe 1800 square feet at best.
Person 1: Did you hear about that Filipino family that bought the house at the end of the cul de sac?
Person 2: Oh god get ready for the suburban nutshack...
Person 2: Oh god get ready for the suburban nutshack...
by herndonium September 15, 2020
Get the Suburban Nutshackmug.