Stuggling

The advanced art of snuggling with your significant other while studying simultaneously; is a popular activity among college students and other academics; can often lead to disregard for the intellecual matter and an emphasis on sexual activity amongst the stugglers.

Where's Austin?

In the common room, stuggling with Simone.

by klassygurl13 February 21, 2011

smuggling peanuts

the unfortunate condition of having stiff nips

person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i'm smuggling peanuts aren't i?

person 1: uhuh

by sara s April 19, 2006

Smuggling Butter

When a woman has just had sex, and is walking around with the splooge still inside her.

"Can you smell that? I think one of these chicks is smuggling butter."

by Pablobot February 17, 2010

Strangling a Two-Headed Unicorn

When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.

Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini

Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*

by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 5, 2012

strangling the stank monkey

When you stop showering for 3 or more days but still masturbate despite the awful smell of your genitals

Dude I haven't showered in a week, but I'm being brave and strangling the stank monkey twice a day.

by Big Ebs February 15, 2014

duck smuggling

When you are walking and fart with every step.

Is she wearing leather trousers or duck smuggling?

by MooMMM November 2, 2017

truggling

When one is well past the point of self control.

The point of no return after large consumption of alcohol.

I be truggling.

I'm on the truggle bus.

Everyday I'm truggling.

by JessedUP October 25, 2011