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Stoney Baloney

Someone who smokes so much weed that all they eat is baloney and lay in their bed with their fat ol dog
“I’m so baked they might as well call me Stoney Baloney
by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018
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stoney foe

To dance around a person, after they call you Nancy Or Susie, then you go for a coffee with your grandma at Tim Horton's, preferable a Double Double Coffee.
Yo I'm gonna go get a coffee with my grandma cause you called me a Stoney Foe.
by Ryan B11 March 31, 2008
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stoney bones

A mythical sex god. Some call him A Her. In the valleys of Tuscany they call him Stoney Bones Herino. At times he can become frightening but with time and patience he warms your soul with love and passion. Real stand up guy.
I was walking through the forest when a Stoney Bones flew in on a dragon to rescue my soul.
by breakfastattiffanys March 8, 2014
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Stoney bologne

That form of THC intoxication where the individual will become so honest about his or her feelings but, unfortunately, appears phoney.
Oh my, he's stoney bologne, claiming he'll love me for as long as he has tacos.
by DrLobotomist December 24, 2016
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Stoney mahb

smokin like a gram of hash in like 1 or 2 hits
aye bruh i just hit this birthday cake and i’m hella stoney mahb!
by SToney mahb October 30, 2018
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Stoney Mike

Stoniest hands in the east coast #1 catcher and hockey superstar
by Nick Gallant June 20, 2019
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Stoney macaroni

A Stoney macaroni is a girl at number 2

That get very stoned an denied it
I’m not stoney macaroni!

It’s dad’s fault

But I have the munches!!!
by 1111111sm April 28, 2020
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