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squid

A spandex-covered recreational cyclist. Possibly a cross-over from motor-cyclists.
However, in cyclist terminology, this is a recreational cyclist generally wearing lots of spandex, lycra, or just all-around racing gear as well as a multi-thousand dollar bike. Most often middle-aged. Generally they are happy logging only a few hundred miles per year on said bike. They are generally OVERLY defensive cyclists and chastise younger cyclists who choose more aggressive traffic behaviors to remain safe such as retaining road space in order to not be pushed off the road by motorists.
Wow, this cycling event has so much spandex it's like a squid orgy!
by Jestercard May 26, 2006
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squid

A term used for a male penis that has a foreskin, due to its resemblance to the squid creature.
I have a big cheesy squid.
by snibbles April 17, 2011
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Squid

A member of the Navy; usu. an endearing term.
...now there goes one salty squid!
by dougesoul March 19, 2003
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squid

The new kid in the group. If you are a tight knit, or relatively close group, and a new person joins, their nickname will immediately become, "Squid". The kid who was the Squid before will now be tremendously relieved, and get to move on with a real nickname that actually describes their personality.
Joe: Hey, guys, this is Robbie, he's new.
Robbie: Hi.
Fred, Bill, Rob: Hey, Squid.
Jeff: YES! I'm not the squid anymore!
Joe: Shut up, Tweaky.
Jeff: Tweaky? Aw, damnit.
by notthesquid December 11, 2008
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squid

When you go to give someone a high five but instead of hitting their hand you pull away your hand in a squid motion(fingers pressed together and pull away) while yelling the word squid. Used to "punk" your friend.
Maddie: Good job Jeff! (Puts up hand for high five)
Jeff:(Goes to complete the high five)
Maddie:(pulls hand away)SQUID!
Jeff: I hate you.
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squid

a person who "squids" there way into a situation or a conversation or even a car
dude there is no room in the car.. oh well ill just sit on your lap.

there is no room for you on the couch and they just squid there way in between people
by ashley + heather January 19, 2008
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squid

A 1970's Southern Californian perjorative meaning an undesirable person; near the bottom of the social status pecking order; similar to "jerk" or "dweeb."
"Joey is such a squid, why do you hang out with him?"
by Tony S. February 3, 2004
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