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Spite flirt

When your relationship is not ideal and you want attention from elsewhere, you may seek a spite flirt.
I went to a Belgian bar and used the excuse of discussing beer flavours to spite flirt with the bar tender.
by J Bell C 14 May 19, 2018
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Spite Mullet

When a person gets a mullet in order to show hatred or to annoy a person
He did not want to take the pictures so he got a spite mullet to ruin them.
by rural-american November 28, 2020
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Spite Mullet

A mullet that is got in order to annoy or bother someone
He did not want to take the pictures so he got a Spite Mullet to ruin them
by rural-american November 28, 2020
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Spite Playlisting

The act of creating a playlist on Spotify out of sheer rage, due to one of the following 13 reasons:

1) You can't figure out how Spotify works.
2) Your favourite brand is getting a new minimalist design.
3) I'm looking at you, Discord...
4) You found some bitch at the club.

5) La La Land.
6) Your goldfish drowns.
7) Your mom.
8) A lemon person has threatened to turn your girlfriend into broth.
9) Edward.
10) Your friend made a deez nutz joke.
11) What do you call a dinosaur that like flies and breathes fire?
12) DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE-
13) You will never know the epic highs and lows of high school football.
Person 1: "That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
Person 2: "I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs for my nana!"
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll start spite playlisting..."
by LennyPhoenix May 14, 2021
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SPITE INSTRUMENT

CELL PHONE

SELL PHONE

BETE NOIRE

ANYTHING else Y'ALL think of.
Used in many ways for HATEFUL endeavors is this SPITE INSTRUMENT which because of it WARS ON PLANET EARTH will never stop in many ways.

People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this ASSH0LE.

To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.

YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 10, 2021
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SPITE INSTRUMENT

CELL PHONE

SELL PHONE

BETE NOIRE

PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT APPROPRIATE

Musical Instruments can be abused. 7:58;pm lights on...THANK YOU

SUSAN...SUNDAR...BELINDA .LARRY.LARRY.SERGEY.ELON BELINDA .AWESOME AARON AND STAFF
Used in many ways for HATEFUL endeavors is this SPITE INSTRUMENT which because of it WARS ON PLANET EARTH will never stop in many ways.

People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this

To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.

YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.

Look we are looking forward to THE CHAIN comprised of which for practical purposes is the literal SPITE INSTRUMENT that is SPIDER.EAT SHIT.SPITER.LA LA LA 171 as this means INTERESTED PARTIES watch the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE EAT SHIT massive BOWEL MOVEMENTS AMOUNTS and then watch the SPITER in action starting with quite a LA LA LA STOMACH FUCKING and LOTS OF SURPRISES in store for ANAL ALAN.

Can you imagine a CACAPHONY to FEED TO ANAL ALAN as what a SPITE INSTRUMENT that ANUS can be as the SHIT ENTERS that STATRTING ASSH0LE like the GI DOCTORS say.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021
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Spite donation

A donation made to a cause out of spite. Sometimes made in the name of the person you were arguing with about a subject, to the cause that person was against.
I made a spite donation in Kelly's name to Planned Parenthood after Kelly made insensitive and false remarks about abortion in a Facebook group. In fact, I donated a dollar for every comment she made.
by Unicorn Sunshine September 5, 2022
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