Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.

I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.

by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020

SPEED BUMP

Children

I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming

by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019

Speed Bump

Mouth herpes.

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.

by Ka Napp October 24, 2023

High tech Speed Bump

The brief reduction in speed before going through a speed camera.

Jimothy: "Sorry I'm late, I hit some High tech Speed Bumps on the way here"

by Robo-Cop October 26, 2012

Speed bump bouncing

When you take a girl with big titties that
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.

Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing

by The Plumber Jezza J November 24, 2022

Speed bump

A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over

He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017

speed Bump

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.

jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still

by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019