sour pipe

When you have sex with a girl as hard and fast as you can until busting and then going to sleep, leaving the girl completely unsatisfied.

"I gave that ugly girl the sour pipe and now she won't talk to me."

by Carl B. January 15, 2006

Dick sour

The process whereby a woman eventually tires of vaginal intercourse and/or fellatio with her longtime male partner.

Loo Loo done turned dick sour after nearly twenty-five years with the same man.

by Jelly belly June 20, 2016

Sour Jane

Some really good bud

Guy: "Hey man What's in that joint?"
Friend: "Oh its the sour jane i just picked up, im so high!"
Guy: "Oh"

by tom cabler October 1, 2010

sour eyes

when your eyes begin to sting from being tired

i've got such sour eyes this morning, i only got an hour of sleep
or
i must be tired, i just got a case of the sour eyes

by mikesutt March 29, 2009

Sour Deemsters

The craziest face melting lazer infused jam band in Harrisonburg. If you havn't seen these guys yet your missing the best party at JMU. They fucked up your house but hey, at least you got laid.

Sour Deemsters, hottest show in town.

by HolyPhuck December 6, 2010

sour jerker

a sour jerker is when a man is turned down by a women and he is sent home alone. since he was planing on having sex and has no partner he wacks off but still mad about not getting sex. thus jacking off with a sour face.

When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.

rod: look there is fish
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker

by dr3upmushroom September 26, 2004

Sour Bagging

When you have sweaty, sour smelling sex with a filthy homeless woman. The smells of filth and sex become so repugnant that you wretch and gag with each vigorous pump. But like an animal, you bang her till you dump a rope and toss her $5.

Once the food pantry closes it is time to scour the homeless camps for a little sour bagging.

WTF is the sour smell in this conference room? Sorry. I was sour bagging in the alley at lunch and didn’t have time to wash up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018