Sideways Sloppy-Joe

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.

With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.

by Shane December 9, 2004

Sloppy Dallas

Fuck load of dip and a mouth full of tip

“Me and sister were on the tractor when out of nowhere, she rips my pants off and starts giving me a Sloppy Dallas!”

by PedroDePirate October 15, 2020

Sloppy Brompton

Wrapping your penis in lunch meat before having sex and eating it after.

I was hungry and horny, I gave her a Sloppy Brompton and solved both problems.

by Lebron is a hater July 15, 2011

sloppy make out

n. When two people are just tossed out of their minds and make out with a lot of tounge

Yo, what'd you do last night?
Nothing much. Went to the bars. Got a couple of sloppy make outs and left.

by sloppymakeoutking69 September 21, 2013

Sloppy Susan

A really trashy woman (or man, hey gender is a construct; you do you) who behaves in a unusually mean or inappropriate way.

Omg Candace was such a sloppy susan. She punched a manager in the tiddy.

Keep that stank away from my face! Don't be a sloppy susan!

by juicysuze September 25, 2018

Sloppy Dallas

When somebody gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip, making your dick look like a turd.

Eric gave me a sloppy dallas last night, so now my dick has cancer.

by Trump gaming October 15, 2020

Sloppy Unicorn

A stripper trick, often performed at skeezy bachelor parties, during which a lucky gentleman's forehead is adorned with a strap-on and the lovely young working lady (aka stripper) F's his face.

"Man, does my face smell like dirty whore after that Sloppy Unicorn!"

by Rex Manning March 4, 2010