When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.
by Oyster Snorter May 4, 2018
Get the oyster snorting mug.Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.
Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!
by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006
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Get the Mixing the snorts mug.pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.
by anti May 15, 2005
Get the farmer snort mug.Term for a filthy bastard who enjoys the scent of women's bicycle seats. Possibly dude's seats as well. Nasty pricks.
by bizktang October 5, 2016
Get the Ganorkle Snort mug.G-Snort, /Je snôrt/, Noun.
G-snort, short for "Grandma Snort" is a new primeval practice adopted from several Central African nations and now taking place in city streets across North America and Southeast Asia. The act itself involves consuming a roughly 40/60% or 50/50% mixture of the laboratory quality anesthetic, Benzoylmethylecgonine (See: Cocaine), and the cremated remains of relatives, friends, or enemies.
During the Psudochristian holiday of Bakkuukuai that is often celebrated along the Congo river, some tribes participate in a form of willing human sacrifice to create this mixture and appease their certainly heathenish and scum ridden gods. Bakkuukuai takes place after the sacrifice is tied to a lone tree in a clearing and doused in Kerosene whilst screaming to White Jesus to please stay far from his home and that perhaps his petty sacrifice will satiate his insatiable Caucasian hunger. When the corpse is completely immolated, the tribe partakes in the Snuff. The tribes themselves having many various names for this toxic and pagan delight.
G-snort, short for "Grandma Snort" is a new primeval practice adopted from several Central African nations and now taking place in city streets across North America and Southeast Asia. The act itself involves consuming a roughly 40/60% or 50/50% mixture of the laboratory quality anesthetic, Benzoylmethylecgonine (See: Cocaine), and the cremated remains of relatives, friends, or enemies.
During the Psudochristian holiday of Bakkuukuai that is often celebrated along the Congo river, some tribes participate in a form of willing human sacrifice to create this mixture and appease their certainly heathenish and scum ridden gods. Bakkuukuai takes place after the sacrifice is tied to a lone tree in a clearing and doused in Kerosene whilst screaming to White Jesus to please stay far from his home and that perhaps his petty sacrifice will satiate his insatiable Caucasian hunger. When the corpse is completely immolated, the tribe partakes in the Snuff. The tribes themselves having many various names for this toxic and pagan delight.
by NilfgertheViking August 18, 2018
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