When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.
by Oyster Snorter February 05, 2018
Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.
Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!
by Jeffrey Madl July 05, 2006
by arglefloop February 15, 2019
Hey bro you wont believe what happened last night. Jasmine came over and I was going ham on that chode and accidenty had a Chode snort, I couldnt help it I just love sniffen that chode you feel bro?
by Fatcoochslayer69 December 01, 2021
When it’s your favorite holiday, so you find a friend and cut up some candy in powder form and snort it through a make shift straw
by McThiccqqie December 21, 2019
Term for a filthy bastard who enjoys the scent of women's bicycle seats. Possibly dude's seats as well. Nasty pricks.
by bizktang October 05, 2016
by sezredtertert76 April 09, 2010